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Last week in Manhattan, a man went into a Chase bank branch around 10:00 A.M. and handed the teller a note that read, quote, "I have a bomb.  Give me some money now."

--The teller was a woman named Melinda Lewis, and she came up with a GREAT defense.  She told the guy, quote, "I don't read notes."

--He wrote, "I have a bomb" on a deposit slip, then handed THAT to her to read.  Melinda said no again, she wasn't going to read it.

--He gave up . . . we're thinking he didn't REALLY have a bomb . . . and told Melinda, quote, "Ma'am, I ain't got no time for this."  Then he stole the only thing available . . . a handful of LOLLIPOPS from Melinda's candy dish . . . and ran.

--The police are looking for him . . . most likely to charge him with attempted robbery, NOT for stealing the lollipops.