"For better or worse, it is easy to love you when it is better, takes much more effort when it is worse. But you are worth every single effort!"
This is a very sweet sentiment, Bill Spence our Relationship Expert on the show, each Thursday morning, shared this morning, as his "Treasured Thought." I'm assuming it is something his bride has seen, as he'd definitely be the guy to leave little "sweet nothings" around the house, for her to find!
On that note, if you're not that type, though... Did you hear... there are actually companies around that you can hire and they'll write a love poem for your special someone! No kidding! Poetry Salon, a new company that pairs you with a professional poet who will write a gorgeous, heartfelt poem ($175) on your behalf.
Great idea for some, but ask me, can those pro's capture feelings like this:
Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.
Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life more
than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
Don't be jealous girls... This one's all mine! ;)
Got some love on paper? Let's hear yours...
